94's Blog

The boy and girl from Pike Place Market shall never be together if it be my will. My jealousy cannot allow such a blissful union. Something must be done. I have a feeling the only thing in my way is 94 Stewart. They are just too good at casting love spells with their delectable tarts and exceptional soups. It's rumored their menu is an aphrodisiac in and of itself. That tricky chef has poison love darts up her sleeve in the guise of Ginger Spice, Turtle Tart, Caramel Coconut, Strawberry Fudge, Caramel Fudge, Blueberry Swirl and Peanut Butter Filled Chocolate. Disgusting.

Furthermore, her sweet corn chowder with lime and cilantro is undoubtedly going to be a tough love cookie to crumble.

The stakes are high, and the possibility of young true love is far too probable at this point, thanks to 94 S.

But I will not give up, not for a million shares of Google or all the Michael Jackson jokes in the world.

I have something planned. Just you wait. Just you wait...